Last Request

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kernowing
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Last Request

Postby kernowing » Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:32 am

John was gasping pitifully on his deathbed and murmured, "Please grant me one last request, my dear".
"Of course, John," said his wife softly.
"Six months after I'm dead, I'd like you to marry Bob," he whispered, pressing his wife's hand.
"But I thought you hated Bob?!" she exclaimed.










With his last breath John gasped, "I do!"
After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . .


You're probably dead.

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Re: Last Request

Postby tim » Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:02 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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