Last Request

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Last Request

Postby kernowing » Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:32 am

John was gasping pitifully on his deathbed and murmured, "Please grant me one last request, my dear".
"Of course, John," said his wife softly.
"Six months after I'm dead, I'd like you to marry Bob," he whispered, pressing his wife's hand.
"But I thought you hated Bob?!" she exclaimed.










With his last breath John gasped, "I do!"
After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . .


You're probably dead.

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Re: Last Request

Postby tim » Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:02 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Last Request

Postby kernowing » Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:16 am

A man and a woman, who were total strangers... and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying..., 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied in a sultry tone..., 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married'.
'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied..., 'Get your own blanket!!'
After a moment of silence... he farted. :D
After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . .


You're probably dead.

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Re: Last Request

Postby The raven » Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:42 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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"quoth the Raven "

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