Put your funnies here please.

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Re: Put your funnies here please.

Postby Rasher » Sun May 21, 2017 6:24 am

As Guy Martin quite rightly stated when asked about how great the "Zero TT" is - your just burning the fossil fuels somewhere else , in this case not all that far away :mrgreen:

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Re: Put your funnies here please.

Postby tim » Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:01 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Put your funnies here please.

Postby The raven » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:17 am

US President Trumps' wife Melania was at dinner with her friends.
she told them she had bought Donald a parrot called Freddie for his birthday.
she said that Donald had taught it 200 words ...

her friend said " but you do realise he doesn't understand them ? "

"that's ok" said Melania " The parrot doesn't either !! "
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