Put your funnies here please.

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Re: Put your funnies here please.

Postby Rasher » Sun May 21, 2017 6:24 am

As Guy Martin quite rightly stated when asked about how great the "Zero TT" is - your just burning the fossil fuels somewhere else , in this case not all that far away :mrgreen:

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Re: Put your funnies here please.

Postby tim » Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:01 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Put your funnies here please.

Postby The raven » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:17 am

US President Trumps' wife Melania was at dinner with her friends.
she told them she had bought Donald a parrot called Freddie for his birthday.
she said that Donald had taught it 200 words ...

her friend said " but you do realise he doesn't understand them ? "

"that's ok" said Melania " The parrot doesn't either !! "
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Re: Put your funnies here please.

Postby kernowing » Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:50 pm

Made me chuckle:-

Warming:
If youse gets a link called "Free Porn" don?t opin it ?!!"#$%
It is a birus wich deactivats yur Spellcheck and garblis up yur riting.
I alsu receibed its, but lukily I don't does porn so I didnt opin its.
Warn al1 yor vriends.

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Re: Put your funnies here please.

Postby Michael J » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:32 pm

=D> =D> =D> =D>
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Re: Put your funnies here please.

Postby The raven » Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:41 am

Fxxxing fuming!!!!
Just got home to find all of my windows open!
They've taken everything
Dirty rotten thieving bxxxard!!!! you wait until I find you!!!
I'll brake your fxxxing legs, How can people just think they can take what ever they want??
That was MY advent calendar and you had no right to open the windows and steal all of my chocolate!
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